Beardy McBeardson

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Fashion Suggestion for the President

billcorbett:

If he really wants to make heads explode all over the country tonight, he should stroll out to make this acceptance speech garbed a la Samuel L. Jackson in the SHAFT remake:

But of COURSE he does not want to make heads explode all over the country. Only I do, for I am immature and probably shouldn’t be President.  (Probably. Well, open to being appointed by popular acclaim if I don’t have to try for it or act differently or stop shouting at trees.  Get on that, everyone.)

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